Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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