we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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