their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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