Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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