in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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