Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think I sprained my soul last night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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