She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
its not stalking. its research.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize