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  • 84 64
    Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 11:21am

    Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Seseme Street! No one's helpin me.

  • 66 39
    Submitted by tam on Apr 17, 10 at 4:06am

    Me to!!

  • 68 49
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:13am

    "Literally" was unneccesary. When someone says they woke up in a garbage bag we don't usually think it's a figure of speech. I usually just think, " who is this person and why are they still alive?"

    • 65 50
      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 16, 10 at 3:05pm

      I was thinking the same thing. How would someone figuratively wake up in a garbage bag? It's not like we would have assumed it was a metaphor.

  • 70 60
    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 16, 10 at 11:44pm

    Ya shoulda slept head first n it!

  • 66 59
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:15am

    Why would anyone use a garbage bag as a sleeping bag unless they were auditioning to play Oscar the Grouch.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by mosby93 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am

    How would this be taken figuratively? Not funny.