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  • 76 48
    Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 11:21am
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    Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Seseme Street! No one's helpin me.

  • 56 30
    Submitted by tam on Apr 17, 10 at 4:06am
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    Me to!!

  • 59 37
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:13am
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    "Literally" was unneccesary. When someone says they woke up in a garbage bag we don't usually think it's a figure of speech. I usually just think, " who is this person and why are they still alive?"

    • 57 39
      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 16, 10 at 3:05pm
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      I was thinking the same thing. How would someone figuratively wake up in a garbage bag? It's not like we would have assumed it was a metaphor.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:15am
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    Why would anyone use a garbage bag as a sleeping bag unless they were auditioning to play Oscar the Grouch.

  • 57 46
    Submitted by mosby93 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am
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    How would this be taken figuratively? Not funny.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 16, 10 at 11:44pm
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    Ya shoulda slept head first n it!