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  • 94 77
    Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 11:21am

    Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Seseme Street! No one's helpin me.

  • 77 46
    Submitted by tam on Apr 17, 10 at 4:06am

    Me to!!

  • 81 61
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:13am

    "Literally" was unneccesary. When someone says they woke up in a garbage bag we don't usually think it's a figure of speech. I usually just think, " who is this person and why are they still alive?"

    • 77 60
      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 16, 10 at 3:05pm

      I was thinking the same thing. How would someone figuratively wake up in a garbage bag? It's not like we would have assumed it was a metaphor.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 16, 10 at 11:44pm

    Ya shoulda slept head first n it!

  • 75 70
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:15am

    Why would anyone use a garbage bag as a sleeping bag unless they were auditioning to play Oscar the Grouch.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by mosby93 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am

    How would this be taken figuratively? Not funny.