Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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