PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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