were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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