What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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