i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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