It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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