idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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