he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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