if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I understand Curling. That high.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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