Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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