Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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