Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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