The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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