I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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