It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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