take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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