Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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