Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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