If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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