haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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