Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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