You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
smell my finger.
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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