Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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