I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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