your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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