he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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