so explain again why im purple
no
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
me + whiskey = a bad person
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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