you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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