We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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