We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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