My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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