I CAN MOONWALK!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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