Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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