I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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