She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize