she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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