K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
try to milk me bitch
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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