SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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