I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize