white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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