Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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