at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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